2.22.2007

Titty Mag of the Month: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

This begins another tradition here at Mag Hag (cus "we're" a real office here, with interns and a water cooler). Now technically, SI gets this coveted title by default since their Swimsuit issue only comes out once a year but I feel like this one is a special case. Blogs and message boards have been blowing up on this issue because of the surprise cover girl, Ms. Beyonce “Jennifer Hudson got on the cover of Vogue before I did? WTF?” Knowles:

People seem to be in a tizzy about this because:
A. The cover is usually set aside for “professional models” (cus you have to earn that spot, with a Masters and everything.)
B. They’re Beyonce haters
C. They’re ‘women over 90 pounds’ haters

But you know what? No matter how much I try, I can't resist Beyonce...as long as she's not singing too much....or acting. Does that sound wrong? Probably so. I kind of wish that she could exist in a bubble where she kicks out a nice jam once in a while but mostly gets photographed opening bottles of champagne with Jay-Z in St. Tropez. So this cover has worked out really well for me.

Secondly, I'm also a big fan of the mid/late-90s SI models, especially Laeticia Casta (pre-dissaperance), Rebecca Romijn (pre-Stamos), and of course, Tyra Banks (pre-bat shit craziness). They were each uniquely beautiful, funny and they had the tendency to eat food. It was a winning combination. Though I don’t imagine that Beyonce is Sarah Silverman in the humor department, I welcome her cover after a few years of vacant ladies. Take a look back at the glory days, people:



Side note: does it makes sense that Sports Illustrated has a swimsuit issue with no athletes AND went for a "music theme" within that said issue. Probably not but I'll go along with it for now.


So, with all this said, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2007, “we” salute you. Maybe one day I’ll have one of my interns widdle you a statue to mark this fine occasion.

More photos and info after the jump (i hate that expression)....

Extended Reading...on titties:
[Dlisted] Beyonce in Sports Illustrated
[SI.com] 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit

2 comments:

CEC said...

Bitch is a little ashy if you ask me. Cocoa butter, Ms. B!

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